SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Sardar on bike with his sis,

one man comments

“kitni sundar biwi hai”

Sardar got angry..

He replies “oye, biwi hogi teri, meri to behan hai

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A cup of Hellos,

A plate of crispy wishes,

A spoon of sweet smiles and

A slice of great success,

Hope this breakfast makes ur day lovely.

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…lines said by a frnd 2 his best frnd

aftr both got busy in lyf n dint contact each othr-

“i miss ur laugh a lot but i miss my own more-!!!”

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Govt.School K Bacche Kisi Ko Ghaseet K school Le Ja rahe The.

Buzurg : Bachon!  IsKo Chhor Do Ye Khud School Aayega.

Boys : Ye Student Nai, saala master hai.

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Husband : “tera viah to pehla koi boyfriend c?”

Wife khamosh rehndi hai…

Husband : “Main is khamoshi nu ki samjha?”

Wife : “moya sabar rakh..ginn ta laen de.”

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gabber:aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha!

viru:kute kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga!

gabber:haramkhor,main naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi !!!!!

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Gandhiji marne se pehle kya the?

socho  ……

socho  ……

socho  …..

zinda…..

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Log kehte hai

Dukh bura hota hai

Jab aata hai to rulata hai

par

Hum kehte hai

Dukh achha hota hai

Jab aata hai

Tab

Apno ki pechan to karata hai

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Santa’s son after being beaten

by his mom preeto was sitting.

Santa came and asked “what happened son?”

son said “i can t adjust with ur wife

anymore.i want my own”

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Santa: yaar mujhe subah-2 saans

lene mein problm aati hai…

Banta: problem to ayegi hi subah

subah baba ramdev ke chele

saari oxygen khinch lete hain….

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