ONLINE HINDI SMS FUNNY JOKES
Student ne hawa me coin uchhala:
Head aaya ..to sounga..
Tail aaya… to film dekhu ga..
Agr Coin Khada rha…to Gane sunuga
Or agr hawa me rha to.”Ma Kasam Padhunga”..
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Student ne hawa me coin uchhala:
Head aaya ..to sounga..
Tail aaya… to film dekhu ga..
Agr Coin Khada rha…to Gane sunuga
Or agr hawa me rha to.”Ma Kasam Padhunga”..
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Save girls !!
Not tigers !!
Only 824 left per 1000 men.
Saving tigers wont help!
You cant take a tigeress on a date….
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Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.
Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.
Santa-Haan
Banta-Phir?
Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai
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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi
se bandh kar le ja raha tha .
yeh dekhkar santa jor jor se
hasne laga aur bola ek rassi
ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck
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Being a great father is like shaving.
No matter how good you shaved today,
you have to do it again tomorrow.
Happy Father’s Day
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Today is the father’s day.
On this occassion i pray to God
that may God bless ur and my father
May they live long.
“HAPPY FATHER DAY”
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F= forever with his family
A= always there for you no matter what
T= the only one who’s there
H= he’s my hero till the end
E= encouraging in everything i do
R= really the only one…
No One Can Beat Him He’s The Best!!!
Happy Fathers’Day
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you’re my hero, guide and friend.
u have always been there for me with all ur love…
HAPPY FATHER’S DAY
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teacher to a student : naade ko english main kya kehte hain?
student : Ph.D.
teacher : kya matlab?
student : pyjama holding device !
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