SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur

1) gud looks

2 ) nature

3 ) style

4 ) attitude,

kick them off.

How dare they fool u before april 1st.

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Roses are Red

Sky is Blue

My Bitch is Pregnant

Thanks to You….

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Sine me dil,

Dil me dard,

Dard me yaqin,

Yaqin me khyal,

Khayal me khwab,

Khuwab me tasvir

Tasvir me sirf ap!

Itna Darawna khuwab?

Baap re Baap

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U r 20% Fantastic,

U r 20% Attractive,

U r 20% Loveable,

U r 20% Terific,

U r 20% Understandable,

Inshort U r 100% F.A.L.T.U.

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Today, tommorow and forever there will be one heart that would always beat for you.

You know Whose???

Your Own Stupid!!!

Happy April Fool Day!

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems,

he created YOU.

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A true and caring relation

doesn’t have to speak loud,

a soft sms is just enough to

express the heartiest feelings.

Enjoy the festival of Holi

with lot of fun.

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May god gift u all the colors of life,

colors of joy, colors of happiness, colors of friendship,

colors of love n all other colors u want to paint in ur life.

Happy Holi

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Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

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