SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Reporter ne 1 zakhmi se poocha,” jab bomb gira…kya wo phat gya tha?”

Zakhmi gusse se,

”Nahi.! wo raing kar mere pas aaya aur pyar se bola

THAAAAAAAA”..

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There r 3 kinds of students..

Some make wonders happen..!

Some see wonders happen..!

Others wonder what happened..!!

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Banta: Tainu Sunny deol da phone no. pata hai. . . ?

Santa: Nahin, kyon ki hoya….

Banta: kuch ni Yaar, asi NALKA patauna si..

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The achievement of your goal is assured the moment you commit yourself

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when u go in search of honey u must expect to b stung by a bee

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The surest way not to fail is to determine to succeed

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Never share your secrets with your superiors

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Do not show your teeth if you cannot bite

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Adversity introduces a man to himself

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Never answer a letter wen you are angry

Jis Tareh Exam Me

Ques Assan Hote Hai

Aur Ans Muskil,

Usi Tereh Apke Liye

SMS Padhna Bahut Assan He

Per Fwd Kerna Bahut Muskil.

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You May Have 3 Reasons for Not SMSing Me:

1. No Balance.

2. No Free SMS Package.

Or

3. No guts to Disturb a Prince

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Aaj Newspaper me padha ki doston

ko sMs karne se dil ki bimari ho sakti hai..!

To aaj se BAND!!!

Kya Sms?

Nahi re!

NEWSPAPER

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Relationship is like a Garden.

It’s beautiful when watered

with…love, hugs, tears & cheers.

But it dries up if left untouched…

so plz keep in touch…

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