POPULAR SMS JOKES
do aalsi so rahe the,
tabhi ek chor unka kambal le bhaga.
1 aalsi chor..chor..!
dusra aalsi:chup chap soja,
jab takiya lene aayega tab pakad lenge..
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height of dhoka…
hstel studnt 2his frnd : “yaar dhoka ho gya”.
frnd : kyu?
studnt : yaar kitab k paise mangvaaye the,gharwalo ne kitabe bhej di !!
boys ki zindagi ke 2 usool hai…
pehla : wo kisi ajnabi ladki ko lift nahi dete
aur
dusra wo kisi ladki ko ajnabi nahi samjhte.
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sardar was frustrated from
jokes made on him. so he
went to his wife and
said, “mujhe kuchh aisa suna jisme
main involved na hoon.”
(wife)-”i am pregnant”
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