SANTA BANTA BEST SMS 1ST APRIL 2010
Banta: Tainu Sunny deol da phone no. pata hai. . . ?
Santa: Nahin, kyon ki hoya….
Banta: kuch ni Yaar, asi NALKA patauna si..
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Santa: Main 1 Bar Apne Bathrum Me Toilet Karne Gaya To Waha Sher Tha.
Banta:Fir Kya Hua?
Santa:Maine Sher Ko Kaha, Aap Karlo Mera To Nikal Gaya..
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Santa: Oye Badmashaa is kuri da dupata wapis karde.
Badmash:Chal Oye Chal Tu ki karenga.?
SANTA: piko karani si …..!!
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Santa walking in the Forest,
He saw Snake Hanging on a Tree…
Santa to Snake:
“Sirf Latakne se Height nahi badegi,
Mummy ko bolo COMPLAN Pilaye…..”
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Boss sante nu : Gahak nu kadi khali na jaan deo.
J kuch nahi hai ta kuch hor offer kardo.
Custmer : toilet paper do.
Santa : toilet paper ta hai ni tusi regmar lejo
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