SANTA BANTA HINDI SMS JOKES
Santa ki Ma ki tabiyt khrab hui,
Hospitl le gaye,
2 Doctr ne kha,
TEST honge.
Santa jor jor se rone lga.
Hey Bhgwan ab kya hoga?
MERI MAA TO ANPADH HAI.
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Santa wanted to become a great man
like Newton.After long research,
He made Newton’s fourth law of motion… ???
“Loose motion can nvr b done in slow motion”:-
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Banta ke pass1 kauwa(crow) tha..
Wo bahut mulayam tha..
To usne apne crow ka naam kya rakha hoga?
?
?
Mi-cro-soft.
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Girl: I want a responsible man as a husband.
Santa: Dats me,
whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighbourhood,
they say I m responsible.
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Egyptian lady -: only we know how to
make pyramids and mummies.
Santa singh : punjabiya nal panga,
come behind the pyramid i will
make u a mummy…
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