SANTA BANTA ONLINE SMS JOKES
Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?
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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS
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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.
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Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- Hello / Hi SMS Messages
- Good Night SMS Messages
- FIRST WEDDING ANNIVERSARY SMS
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMS MESSAGES
- FRIENDSHIP SMS COOL WISHES/ FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS LATEST COLLECTION
- Anniversary SMS greetings
- Navroz Mubarak Ho Hindi SMS 2010
- NEW YEAR HINDI ENGLISH SMS
- HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY SMS
- Happy Engagement SMS messages
- Merry Christmas SMS Messages
- DECENT FRIENDSHIP SMS
- LATEST HINDI HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMS GREETINGS
- HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS 2010
- Examination SMS Messages
