SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?

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Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?
The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

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Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion’s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn’t say he got out.

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Three friends after exam.
Lucky: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

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Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes.
Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason.

• Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes

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  • 15TH AUGUST SMS MESSAGES / INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS GREETINGS
  • Maha Shivratri SMS Greetings
  • FUNNY NEW YEAR SMS MESSAGES / NEW YEAR HINDI SMS 2011
  • BEST 2010 BAISAKHI SMS GREETINGS
  • FREE ONINE SMS HINDI JOKES
  • SMS RAM NAVAMI 2010 TEXT MESSAGES
  • HUG SMS MESSAGES FOR SWEETHEART / LOVER
  • RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS MESSAGES / RAKHI SMS GREETINGS
  • 2010 SMS BHAI DUJ MESSAGES
  • MOTHERS DAY SMS 2010 ENGLISH
  • HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY SMS IN ENGLISH
  • SORRY TEXT SMS MESSAGES
  • FUNNY SMS TEXT MESSAGES

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