SANTA BANTA POPULAR SMS JOKES
1 truck dusre truck ko rassi
se bandh kar le ja raha tha .
yeh dekhkar santa jor jor se
hasne laga aur bola ek rassi
ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck
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Santa thought to become a great scientst like Newton.
After long research He wrote d 4th law of motion
“Loose motion can never be done in slow motion”..
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English Teacher: “Who killed the cat?”
Begin this sentence wid “By”.
Santa: “By the way who killed the Cat?”
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