SANTA BANTA SMS FUNNY JOKES
Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Santa: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Santa: I use ur toothbrush.
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Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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Santa- why do we call our language the Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz the father seldom gets 2 speak
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Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- SMS FUNNY MESSAGES
- HOLI SMS / HAPPY HOLI SMS / HOLI SMS COLLECTON
- IDEAL CHRISTMAS SMS MESSAGES
- BHAI DOOJ SHORT SMS MESSAGES
- Funny English SMS Messages Collection
- SMS APRIL FOOL HINDI MESSAGES
- FREE ONLINE EID MUBARAK SMS MESSAGES
- Eid Mubarak SMS
- HINDI SMS NAYA SAAL MUBARAK 2010
- COOL SMS MESSAGES FOR BEST FRIENDS
- NAVRATRI SMS / SMS NAVRATRA KI SHUBHKAMANA / HAPPY NAVRATRI 2010
- SMS NEW YEAR TEXT MESSAGES / HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS
- Independence Day SMS Greetings
- FRIENDSHIP DAY HINDI / ENGLISH SMS
- BEST GET WELL SOON SMS GREETINGS
