SANTA BANTA SMS FUNNY JOKES
Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman
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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Santa: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Santa: I use ur toothbrush.
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Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?
Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.
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Santa- why do we call our language the Mother tongue?
Banta: Bcoz the father seldom gets 2 speak
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Manager asked Santa at an interview.
Can you spell a word that has more than 100 letters in it?
Santa: POST BOX
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