Santa Banta SMS Jokes
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn’t turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I’m coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Santa cuts sides of the capsule
before taking it?
Guess why?
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To avoid the side effects!
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Police :Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Santa : ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
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A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai? Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja…!
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Banta: When I get mad at u, u never fight back. How do u control ur anger?
Preeto: I clean the toilet.
Banta: How does that help?
Preeto: I use ur toothbrush.
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