SMS FUNNY CRACKJACK JOKES
At the scene of accident a Crack was crying “Oh god i hv lost my hand!”.
Jack: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?
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Crack:Who is the leader of ducks?
Jack: Frog
Crack:Why?
Jack:Because frog is MAINDUCK
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Crack: tell me five FERROUCIOUS animals that you can think of……
jack:3 lions and 2 tigers.
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Crack : Mobile me kuch mp3 load krna hai
Jack : Memory card hai?
Crack : Nahi kya Ration card chalega?
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Crack: Why there are always two cops in a car patrol ?
Jack : In case the siren won’t work, one of them to scream
‘Wouuuu-Wouuuuu’ and the other -
‘Blue, Red, Blue, Red, Blue, Red..’
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A street dog was chasing Crack and he was laughing.
Jack: why are u laughing?
Crack: I have an Airtel phone, but still Hutch network is following me.
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Crack:Why isn’t Akshay Kumar’s wife
not a big star as he is?
Jack : bcoz,Twinkle Twinkle ‘little’ star.!
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