Sms Funny Joke Messages
2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.
Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.
Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar
bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!
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This cat is cat a cat good
cat way cat to cat keep cat
an cat idiot cat buzy cat for
cat 20 cat seconds cat!
NOW READ IT WITHOUT SAYIN CAT!
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God made man and then rested.
God made women and then no one rested
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A baby monkey asks his father,
Father why r we so ugly ?
The father says to him,
don’t stress my son u should
see the one who is reading this!
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At the door of heaven angels
were giving sheets to everyone to
write full detail about their sins and
before I could write a word
I heard your voice ” EXTRA SHEET PLEASE”.
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nothing in the world is expensive
than having a girlfriend
whose totally free on weekends
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