SMS FUNNY JOKES
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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Hello I am a virus and I am entering your brain right now….. sorry I will leave, I can’t find a brain.
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SARDAR:- Yar iska matlab kya hota hai, “I AM GOING”?
FRIEND:- Main jaa raha hun.
SARDAR:- Saaley, aise kaise jayega, 20 aur bhi aise ja chuke hain….answer bata ke jaa..
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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!
But I’m only a cartoonist!
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Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above… So always Brush ur Teeth
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- HINDI REPUBLIC DAY SMS / REPUBLIC DAY SMS WISHES
- BEST CHRISTMAS EVE SMS QUOTES
- Send Me SMS Text Messages
- Happy wedding SMS Greetings
- APRIL FOOL SMS JOKES
- MILAD-UN-NABI SMS 2010
- RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS MESSAGES / RAKHI SMS GREETINGS
- HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY SMS
- NEW YEAR SMS IN ENGLISH / HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS 2012
- Mother’s Day SMS Greetings
- FREE ONLINE BEST KISS SMS
- KARVA CHAUTH SMS FOR WIFE / KARVA CHAUTH SMS
- Eid Mubarak SMS Greetings
- SMS SHRI KRISHNA JANMASHTAMI 2010
- SPECIAL VALENTINE DAY SMS 2010
