SMS FUNNY JOKES
I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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What is height of Fashion?
Dhoti with a zip
What is height of Stupidity?
A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
What is height of De-hydration?
A cow giving milk powder.
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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Santa went to temple & saw people puting coin in box & praying
Santa: Wow! How amazing. People are talking to God through coin phone without receiver
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Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?
Mr. Bean: 9
Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?
Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you’ve just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- JANAMASHTMI SMS 2011
- EID MUBARAK SMS MESSAGES 2010
- TEACHERS DAY SMS 2010
- HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY SMS 2010
- SMS 2010 DUSSEHRA WISHES / DUSSEHRA SMS
- LATEST COOL SMS IN HINDI
- LATEST VALENTINE SMS QUOTES / BEST OF VALENTINE SMS QUOTES
- BEST SANTA BANTA FUNNY SMS MESSAGES
- HAPPY MOTHER’S DAY SMS
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMS FOR PAPA / MUMMY
- NEW RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS COLLECTION 2011
- FATHERS DAY 2011
- NEW YEAR 2010 LATEST SMS QUOTES
- HINDI SMS NAV VARSH MUBARAK 2010
- HAPPY DIWALI SMS 2010 / DIWALI SMS HINDI MESSAGES
