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June 14th, 2010 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

Delhi studnt : exam thik tha.

Mumbai studnt : exam mast raha.

Amrtsr studnt : exam changa tha.

UP studnt : exam ko mar goli,

bagal wali ladki set ho gai yar.

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teacher : shadi kya hai?

student : kunwaro ke liye “alpenlibie” jee lalchaye rha na jaye

aur shadishuda ke liye “choloromint” dubara mat puchhna…..

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son was crying.

dad came and asked “why r u crying?

tell me, m ur friend na?!”

son : kuch nahi yaar..

teri wali faltu mei marti rehti hai muje.

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