SMS FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems,
he created YOU.
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Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain, nice smile ….
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
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Apko kya pta ke gum kya hain?
Apko kya pta gum kise kehte hain?
Aap kya jaano gum kya chiz hain?
Qki
Aapne to hamesha
Thook se hi envelop chipkaya hain
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- LOVELY CHRISTMAS SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- HAPPY TEACHERS DAY SMS
- FUNNY RAKHI SMS 2011 / RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS JOKES
- ENGAGEMENT SMS MESSAGES
- BIRTHDAY SMS FOR SON / HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMS FOR DAUGHTER
- ALL NEW HAPPY MOTHERS DAY SMS
- FATHERS DAY SMS 2010 FOR SON
- CONDOLENCE SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- HUGS - SMS GREETINGS
- Good Luck SMS messages
- HAPPY GURPURAB SMS MESSAGES 2010
- RAKHI SMS FOR SISTERS 2011/ RAKSHA BANDHAN SMS
- HINDI SMS 2010 FOR RAKSHA BANDHAN WISHES
- SANTA BANTA SMS FUNNY JOKES
- FATHERS DAY SMS FOR HUSBANDS
