SMS FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems,
he created YOU.
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Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain, nice smile ….
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
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Apko kya pta ke gum kya hain?
Apko kya pta gum kise kehte hain?
Aap kya jaano gum kya chiz hain?
Qki
Aapne to hamesha
Thook se hi envelop chipkaya hain
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
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