SMS FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES
God saw me hungry, he created pizza .
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .
He saw me in dark, he created light .
He saw me without problems,
he created YOU.
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Those beautiful eyes,
that incredible body,
such a brain, nice smile ….
but that is enough about me,
tell me how you are?
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Apko kya pta ke gum kya hain?
Apko kya pta gum kise kehte hain?
Aap kya jaano gum kya chiz hain?
Qki
Aapne to hamesha
Thook se hi envelop chipkaya hain
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What do u call a woman in heaven?
An Angel.
A crowd of woman in heaven?
A host of Angels.
And all woman in heaven?
PEACE ON EARTH!
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Roses are red, Violets are blue
monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don’t feel so angry you will find me there too
not in cage but laughing at you.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- SMS NEW YEAR MESSAGES / NEW YEAR SMS
- FATHERS DAY SMS FOR GRANDFATHER
- EID SMS IN URDU / EID MUBARAK SMS 2010
- BEST OF BHAI DOOJ SMS / SMS BHAI DUJ MESSAGES
- NEW YEAR HINDI SMS GREETINGS 2010
- HINDI/ENGLISH APRIL FOOL SMS
- HAPPY NAVRATRAS SMS 2011 / SMS NAVRATRA MESSAGES 2011
- HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS FOR GRANDFATHER
- FUNNY NEW YEAR SMS MESSAGES / NEW YEAR HINDI SMS 2011
- FATHER SMS BIRTHDAY WISHES / FREE BIRTHDAY SMS GREETINGS FOR FATHERS
- April Fools Day SMS messages
- NAVRATRI 2010 SMS / DURGA PUJA SMS 2010
- HAPPY MOTHERS DAY SMS COLLECTION
- SMS FUNNY JOKES
- HAPPY FRIENDSHIP SMS GREETINGS/FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS
