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SMS JOKES FOR FRIENDS

October 26th, 2009 Admin Leave a comment Go to comments

One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
 to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
 He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class

Think +ve:)

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Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
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Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy: Main last bar puch raha hoon, um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl: Nahi!
Boy: Soch lo!
Girl: Keh diya na nahi,
Boy: Waiter bill alag alag lana.

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