SMS JOKES FOR FRIENDS
One day Raja and rani decided to send messages
to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile.
The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message.
He angried and called to rani.
She told stupid “This was a missed call”
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A student grabbed a coin,
Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”
Tail, I watch a movie.
If it stands on the edge I’ll study
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Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
Think +ve:)
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Train mai ek husband apni wife se:
Tujhse shadi karke pachta raha hun
Dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun
Samnay wala passenger: wao wao wao wao!
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Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy: Main last bar puch raha hoon, um mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl: Nahi!
Boy: Soch lo!
Girl: Keh diya na nahi,
Boy: Waiter bill alag alag lana.
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- SPECIAL VALENTINE DAY SMS 2010
- SMS FUNNY JOKES
- SMS Message For Best Old Friends In English
- FATHER’S DAY SMS
- HAPPY FATHERS DAY SMS
- NEW YEAR SMS GREETINGS / HAPPY NEW YEAR SMS
- APOLOGISE SMS TEXT MESSAGES
- CHRISTMAS SMS GREETINGS IN ENGLISH
- FRIENDSHIP DAY SMS
- FREE HINDI SMS MESSAGES
- HAPPY FRIENDSHIP DAY ENGLISH SMS
- HAPPY JANMASHTAMI SMS / SMS ENGLISH JANMASHTAMI MESSAGES
- TOP TEN VALENTINE DAY SMS
- VALENTINE DAY ENGLISH 2010 SMS
- HUG TEXT SMS MESSAGE COLLECTION / FRIEND HUG SMS MESSAGES
