Latest Free SMS Jokes
Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking !!!
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Marriage is like a public toilet
Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..
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Girl: Touch your Heart,
You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin… Tin… Tin… 
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Titanic was sinking.
Santa: How much the earth is far from here?
Banta: 1 kilo meter.
Santa jumped into the sea and asked again: “…In which direction?”
Banta: Downwards !
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