SMS PUNJABI SANTA BANTA JOKES
Santa: Sir,my wife is missing.
Post man: Yeh post office hai, police station nahi
Santa: ooh sorry ! sala khushi k mare kaha jaau,
kuch samajh me nahi aa raha
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Santa: papa jaldi mera vya kara do ni ta mai dadi naal vya kar lavanga..
Papa: oye tu meri maa naal vya karenga?
Santa: kyon tusi meri maa naal ni kita…
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Santa te banta kise de afsos te gaye .
Ek kudi banta nu jaffi pa k ron lagi ,
santa (ronde hoye): edher v aao,
eh mera v ohi lagda si jo banta da lagda si.
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