SMS SANTA BANTA JOKES
Santa ko exam mein koi sawal
ka answer nahin aata tha,
santa ne har sawal ke neeche
///////// lines laga di or likha
Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.
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“Santa te banta kise de afsos te gaye..
Ek kudi bante nu jaffi pa ke ron lagi.
Santa (ronde hoye):-Edher v aao ji,
eh mera v ohi lgda si jo bante da lagda c!.
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Hindi Teacher asks:Kaal kitne prakark hote hain?
Santa:7 prakar k,
Local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialled kaal
Recived kaal
Missed kaal
and
Sasriya kaal.!!
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Santa & his wife going in riksha.
Driver adjusted miror.
Santa shouted,
sale meri biwi Ko dekhta hai,
Chal peeche beth, riksha main chalaunga…
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Banta ka sir phat gya
Doctor: ye kaise hua?
Banta: mai chappal se keel thok raha tha.
Mujhe 1 admi bola ” Gadhe kabi khopdi
ka istemal b kar liya kar..
Random Selection of SMS Greetings, Messages and Wishes
- Examination SMS Messages
- SMS KRISHNA JANMASHTAMI MESSAGES / JANMASHTAMI SMS
- LOVE HATE ENGLISH / HINDI SMS
- ‘Height Of’ - Funny SMS Messages
- NAYE SAAL KI SHUBHKAMANA / NEW YEAR SMS
- Happy Seasons SMS Greetings
- SMS VALENTINE QUOTATIONS / POPULAR VALENTINE SMS QUOTES
- SMS HINDI 26th JAN REPUBLIC DAY SPECIAL
- BEST GET WELL SOON SMS GREETINGS
- SMS MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY WISHES
- SMS 2010 FUNNY MESSAGES
- SANTA BANTA HINDI SMS JOKES
- Hindi / English Happy New Year 2010 SMS Messages
- HAPPY TEACHERS DAY SMS / SMS TEACHERS DAY 2010
- HAPPY KARVA CHAUTH SMS GREETINGS / KARVA CHAUTH SMS IN HINDI 2011
