SMS SANTA BANTA JOKES
Santa ko exam mein koi sawal
ka answer nahin aata tha,
santa ne har sawal ke neeche
///////// lines laga di or likha
Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.
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“Santa te banta kise de afsos te gaye..
Ek kudi bante nu jaffi pa ke ron lagi.
Santa (ronde hoye):-Edher v aao ji,
eh mera v ohi lgda si jo bante da lagda c!.
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Hindi Teacher asks:Kaal kitne prakark hote hain?
Santa:7 prakar k,
Local kaal
STD kaal
ISD kaal
Dialled kaal
Recived kaal
Missed kaal
and
Sasriya kaal.!!
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Santa & his wife going in riksha.
Driver adjusted miror.
Santa shouted,
sale meri biwi Ko dekhta hai,
Chal peeche beth, riksha main chalaunga…
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Banta ka sir phat gya
Doctor: ye kaise hua?
Banta: mai chappal se keel thok raha tha.
Mujhe 1 admi bola ” Gadhe kabi khopdi
ka istemal b kar liya kar..
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