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what is the fatest in d world?
OxfrdGuy :light
harwardGuy: thought
TexasGuy:Blink of eye
CrackJack : loose motions

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At the scene of accident a Crack was crying “Oh god i hv lost my hand!”.

 Jack: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?

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 Crack: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Jack: Who ?
Crack: I don’t know how she got my number.
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
 ”Please recharge your card.”

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