SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Santa: yaar mujhe subah-2 saans

lene mein problm aati hai…

Banta: problem to ayegi hi subah

subah baba ramdev ke chele

saari oxygen khinch lete hain….

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Santa-Main Jis Ladki Ko Chahta Hu, Usne Mujse Shadi Nhi Ki.

Banta-Tune Use Btaya Ki tera Chacha Crorpati Hai.

Santa-Haan

Banta-Phir?

Santa-Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai

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Santa was cooking murgi,

wen he added hara dhaniya

guess wat happend.

The murgi starts dancing & singing

“HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DALA, MAAR DALA

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Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”

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