SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

At the scene of accident a Crack was crying “Oh god i hv lost my hand!”.

 Jack: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?

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 Crack: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Jack: Who ?
Crack: I don’t know how she got my number.
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
 ”Please recharge your card.”

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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear Marie, today is Good Day,
u r Anmol for me…
but u have CrackJacked my heart,
bcoz i have a Little Heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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