SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Chuhe ne kiya sherni ko propose,

Gift me diya use red Rose,

sherni ne kaha apni surat aine me dekh,

chuha bola surat pe mat ja pagli confidence to dekh.

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There r 3 kinds of students..

Some make wonders happen..!

Some see wonders happen..!

Others wonder what happened..!!

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At the scene of accident a Crack was crying “Oh god i hv lost my hand!”.

 Jack: Please Dont cry! look at that man he has lost his head is he crying?

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 Crack: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Jack: Who ?
Crack: I don’t know how she got my number.
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
 ”Please recharge your card.”

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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear Marie, today is Good Day,
u r Anmol for me…
but u have CrackJacked my heart,
bcoz i have a Little Heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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