SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Je computer PUNJABI vich hove,

ta options ki hon ge:

Send= SUTTO

Find= LABBO

Download=

THALLE LAO

Delete= MITTI PAO

Ctrl+Alt+Del=

SYAPA HI MUKAAO!!

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What is height of Laziness?
Adopting a child.
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What is height of Secrecy?
Offering blank visiting cards. Read more…

What is height of Active-laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

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