SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Santa’s son after being beaten

by his mom preeto was sitting.

Santa came and asked “what happened son?”

son said “i can t adjust with ur wife

anymore.i want my own”

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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi

se bandh kar le ja raha tha .

yeh dekhkar santa jor jor se

hasne laga aur bola ek rassi

ko le jane ke liye 2-2 truck

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Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Santa had twins; he named them Tin & Martin.
Again he had twins & named them Peter & Repeater.
Again he had twins & named them Max & Climax.
Next time he had twins, disgusted Santa named them TIRED & RETIRED!

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Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

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