SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

edison has rightly said,

“a fool can ask more questions than a wise man can answer”

now u know why all of us are speechless during viva..!!

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Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gya

Counter Clerk : kuch kehna chate ho?

Sharabi : jisse lagao ge usse bata dena

ki do peg ke baad hi khulti hai

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Mere desh k wasiyo,

Utho aalsiyo aur desh ka kuch bhala karo..

Accha aap ho?

sorry,

aap to wapas so jao

usi me desh ki bhalayi Hai…

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There r 3 kinds of students..

Some make wonders happen..!

Some see wonders happen..!

Others wonder what happened..!!

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Zindgi me Hmesha 1 Baat YAAD Rkho

Kbhi kisi k DiLse mat khelo

Kyun ki

DiL ek hi hota hai

Agr khelna hi hai toh

“KIDNEY”se khelo wo 2 hoti hai.

khelo yaar khelo

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Santa ko exam mein koi sawal

ka answer nahin aata tha,

santa ne har sawal ke neeche

///////// lines laga di or likha

Scratch kar ke answer padh lena.

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JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS… Read more…

Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?

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