SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

what is the fatest in d world?
OxfrdGuy :light
harwardGuy: thought
TexasGuy:Blink of eye
CrackJack : loose motions

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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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A love letter from biscuit maker:
Dear Marie, today is Good Day,
u r Anmol for me…
but u have CrackJacked my heart,
bcoz i have a Little Heart,
now i m in 50/50 position…

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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you…. Read more…