SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

gabber:aaj maine basanti ko nahate hue dekha!

viru:kute kamine main tera khoon pi jaunga!

gabber:haramkhor,main naha raha tha aur basanti ja rahi thi !!!!!

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Sharabi apni eyes donate karne gya

Counter Clerk : kuch kehna chate ho?

Sharabi : jisse lagao ge usse bata dena

ki do peg ke baad hi khulti hai

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JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS… Read more…

Santa checked his girlfriend’s mobile to know under what name she had saved his number. When he dialed his number form her phone, it showed “TIMEPASS NO. 8”
Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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Teacher : Y didn’t U do Ur homework?
Santa: I’m in d hostel,
how can i do HOME work?

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Santa taking grammar lessons
“If more than one mouse is mice then more than one spouse is spice!!!!”

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