SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…..

loki kehnde Ranjheya teri Heer kaali…

Ranjha boliya “Mitro tension nahi, main kehri vyaali”…….

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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn.

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God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems,

he created YOU.

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JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS… Read more…

What is height of Active-laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar
bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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