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FREE ONLINE SMS JOKES

February 20th, 2010 Admin No comments

The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know

So.. Why learn.

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SMS FUNNY TEXT MESSAGES

February 20th, 2010 Admin No comments

God saw me hungry, he created pizza .

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi .

He saw me in dark, he created light .

He saw me without problems,

he created YOU.

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Jugnu’s Funny SMS Jokes In English

December 28th, 2009 Admin No comments

JUGNU IS BUYING A TV. “DO YOU HAVE COLOR TVS?” “SURE.” “GIVE
ME A GREEN ONE, PLEASE.”
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SON TO JUGNU: PAPA CAN YOU TELL ME FIVE FEROCIOUS ANIMALS YOU CAN
THINK OF?
SANTA: 3 LIONS AND 2 TIGERS… Read more…

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‘Height Of’ - Funny SMS Messages

December 27th, 2009 Admin No comments

What is height of Active-laziness?
Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk.
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What is height of Craziness?
Getting a blank paper Xeroxed.
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FUNNY SMS JOKES

November 29th, 2009 Admin No comments

Sardar k 12 bachon mein 1 alag dikhta tha:
Jab uski biwi marnay wali thi to Sardar ne poocha: Ab to bata do ye kis ka hai?
Sardarni: Sartaj, sirf yehi aapka hai.

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SMS FUNNY JOKES

November 29th, 2009 Admin No comments

I saw U on the road that day
U Were Looking so fine
Ur Face So Divine
Ur Walk So Perfect
My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????.
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT
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SMS FUNNY JOKES

November 29th, 2009 Admin No comments

Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
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BEST SMS JOKES

November 29th, 2009 Admin No comments

People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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Sms Funny Joke Messages

November 28th, 2009 Admin No comments

2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar
bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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