SMS Greetings - SMS Messages - SMS Wishes & SMS Jokes

Doctor : Ab tabiyat kaisee hai ?

Mareez : Pehle se zyada kharaab hai

Doctor : dawai khali thi ?

Mareez : nahi dawai ki sheeshi to bhari hui thi

Doctor : I mean dawai le lee thi?

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what is the fatest in d world?
OxfrdGuy :light
harwardGuy: thought
TexasGuy:Blink of eye
CrackJack : loose motions

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 Crack: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.
Jack: Who ?
Crack: I don’t know how she got my number.
She interrupts whenever I call someone and says
 ”Please recharge your card.”

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People who do no work…
Make no mistakes
People who make no mistakes…
Gets promoted
That’s why I spend most of my time
Sending e-mails & playing games at work , I need a promotion
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Santa-Oye!what R U doing?
Banta-Recording this babys voice.
Santa-Why?
Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this
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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.

Sardar1:Look so many bandages,
pakka truck accident case.

Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar
bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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I want to share Everything with you.
Your JOYS, Your SADNESS, Your HAPPY MOMENTS Every single
second of day Let us START with your ATM Password first.

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Q: Why dogs don’t marry?
A: Bcoz they are already leading a dog’s life!

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Three dreams of a man:
To b as handsome as his mother thinks.
To b as rich as his child believes.
To have as many women as his wife suspects…

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Wats d height of hope??
It is: sittin in d exam hall,
holdin d question paper in hand
n tellin ur self
“dude,dnt worry.
Exams wil get postponed!”
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